*dad voice* i’ll fix it! *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*
so I just opened Minecraft for the first time in months and
I’m going in
okay so far so…good let’s see what sick loot I’ve got
why do I have 47 cocoa beans what was I doing, I’m guessing I live in a desert from the amount of sand in there
I looked outside my door and
hey something’s glowing over there did I leave myself some torch trails to a cool dungeon or something?
oh for fuck’s-
"TIME OUT CHEST" what
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.